It was brought to my attention today by my 5 year old that we will never ever go to Disney World. I asked her why not? "Because they have a ride that crushes your teeth. Gabriel told me." Gabriel is her friend at school. She also has a friend, Gerry, who was "born with potatoes in his ears."
"Really. A tooth crushing ride. I went to Disney World when I was little and I still have all my teeth."
"Well you have to PAY for it!" She had that "duh mom" tone to her voice.
"I refuse to pay someone to crush my teeth so you don't have to worry about that."
Today she is still convinced of a "tooth crusher" at Disney World although Gerry did finally admit to her that he was not, in fact, born with potatoes in his ears. Now I have to go rough up this Gabriel kid so he'll get her to believe me about the teeth crushers because apparently *I* am chopped liver and her 5 year old classmates know EVERYTHING.